Shadi k 7 din baad, Saas Dulhun say: Kia tum nay meri di hue sari pehni? Dulhun:- Wo mujhay 7 din se shalwar nhi pahnne de rahey! Aap ko sari ki parri hay.,.,

PoLiCE ne LArkA Or LArki ko Motor CycLE pe jAtAy Rok kr poochA: KyA LAgti hy yE TuMhAri? LArkA: Wese to kCh nhi LAgti, BreAk LAgAon to thori thori LAgti hy :p

MOOCHI ki BV se us ki Saheli ne poocha kal Suhaag Raat k se guzri? B V! Kute ne dono SURAAKH 'C' daye or pochta hai or kahan kahan se phati hai...? ;->

Balochi: Hamare registan mein "Khush-Amdeed" bolo to vapis awaz aati hai "Amded Amded" Pathan: Hamare paharon ma "I Luv U" bolo tu awaaz Aata hai "Luv u Luv u" Punjabi: A keri gal a. Saade pind vich awaz maro, "Teri Maa Di. . ." te vapas awaz aandi a, "Teri Pahen Di" "Teri Niki Di" "Teri W@ddi Di"

Class mein shorr ho raha tha teacher nahi tha. Principal entered n asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hay? 8 larkian sharmatay huay: Sir hamara...

1 Saheli dosri se tmhara sabse zyada khayal kon krta ha? Mera pati. Or sabse acha kon lagta ha? Tera pati Ohhhhh! Hmar? aadatein kitni milti julti hy :p ;->

Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha, Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:"O" Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon. Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho.

Aap ki personality per aik sher arz kia hai, soraj hamesha chand key sath rahe ga, Wah Wah, tou chutiya tha chutiya hai aur chutiya rahe ga, Wah Wah..>

Faakay pe faaka ho raha hai, Nakay pe naka ho raha hai, Hakumat kar rahi hai Mansooba bandi, Phir bhi kakay pe kaka ho raha hai....

Ek bona suhag raat walay din apne room mein gaya aur biwi se kaha: Chal ghori ban Biwi boli bohat jaldi ho rahi hai kya? Bona: Abay gate ki kundi lagani hai.

Ek Ladki K T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 93.5 Red Fm. To Batao Uski Pant Pe Kya Likha Hoga ?. . . . . . . . Bajate Raho. . . . . !

The Beauty of English: Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a story? e.g. Oh John please don't touch me at all. Oh John please don't touch me at. Oh John please don't touch me. Oh John please don't touch. Oh John please don't. Oh John please. Oh John. Ohhh.

Pyar krNay k Bhi AsoOL hOtaY Hain. BanhoOn mE BharNay k Bhi rULe hOtAy hAin, Wife sE Love kRna Ho Or jAgAH Na milLay. . Don't u wOrRy. Bachoon Ko bHejnay k LiAy SchoOL HotAy hAin. ,

Classic example to prove Gals r Selfish When i was a child so many Gals Wanted to Kiss me I Allowed Now i want to Kiss so many Gals but no one Allows

cute Nurse came for a job interview. Dr: What salary do you expect? Nurse:Rs10,000. Dr was overjoyed n said "My pleasure" Nurse:With PLEASURE its Rs:25,000. :-)

Arz kia hai. The later the bus the longer the que. The later the bus the longer the que. Wah Wah Wah The shorter the skirt the better the view!

AjEeb DosT hAy MerA ajEeb mizAj rAkhtA hAy SawAL kArnE sE pEhLAy jAwAb rAkhtA hAy WesAy tOu kEhtA hAy "I HatE girLz" MagAr khUsrOn sE hAnsi mAzAq rAkhtA hAy ;->

Ek Larki Ne Apni Frnd Se Kaha, "BOSs kI Bak bAk Sun kr Tang aA Jati hOoN" AJ hi Mujh sE Kehnay Lga K Flat kA Kraya Buhat Zayada hAi, frnd sAid: KAmAL Hai . . .!!! Flat K KrayE Se tUmhAra kYA Link? Girl: Wo mErAy Flat Ka kRaya Bharta Hai.

What Foolish Concepts Society Has ? If A Watch Goes Bad, They Say BAND HAI. And If A Girl Goes Bad, They Say CHALU HAI !!

Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha